How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
