I should be sponsored by Trojan
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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