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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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