You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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