Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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