but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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