I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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