The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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