i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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