physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
ttyl tear gas
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
