Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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