We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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