I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
