Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
