I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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