I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
we're so committed to being not committed
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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