And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
