I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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