I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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