If i come over, it means nothing
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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