dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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