It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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