she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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