i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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