i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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