would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Congratulations! We have a period
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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