what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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