I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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