I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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