Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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