Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just threw up on my dentist
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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