Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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