Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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