Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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