Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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