Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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