i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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