If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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