Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Randomize
