okay pat passed out under dana's car
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
In other news, I just burned my penis
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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