Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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