hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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