You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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