my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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