I am puke
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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