After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
