I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
dude. I can hear the air.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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