Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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