Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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