I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I want to be your penis for a week.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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