I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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