my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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