butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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